- If you find a room with twelve doors in the center, don't use any of them.
- Don't play with the lightswitch.
- DO NOT play with the lightswitch.
- Leave blond girls alone.
- The Monochrome Desert is unhealthy.
- Don't rub the pole.
- If you do, pinch your cheek inmediately.
- Don't look into cubic rocks with holes. You don't know what you can find.
- Don't explore caves with bird girls in them.